We’ve seen our fair share of supplements with fun little gifts and figures thrown in, like Switch Nutrition including a condom in every box of its testosterone booster Alpha Switch, and Giant Pump coming with a tape measure to track how good the pumps are. The protein cereal company Surreal in the United Kingdom has turned things up a notch and made a product in collaboration with a brand called Lovehoney, and there is something quite special inside every box.
If you know what Lovehoney is, you know the direction Surreal has gone in with its Lovehoney Crunch flavor of hoop protein cereal, which is just its original Honey Crunch. The official name of the product collaboration is Dild-O’s, and inside every box is a Lovehoney vibrator bullet, as Lovehoney is a retailer that specializes in sex toys and erotic gifts. As you can imagine, the brand is running away with the creative where possible, like the marketing line “multiple O’s with every box”.
Since it is Surreal’s regular Honey Crunch protein cereal inside, fans know the macros are on point, providing 14.4g of protein per serving, practically zero sugar, a fair 10g of net carbohydrates, about 4.7g of fat, and 144 calories. The big twist is clearly the fact you get a free vibrator in every box, thanks to Lovehoney, and you can grab a pack of Dild-O’s or Lovehoney Crunch, whatever you want to call it, from either brand’s website, and the price is not high at £5.99 (7.62 USD).
